“The lady’s not for Turnip” by Victoria Cindy Feet

My fourth and absolutely my last* attempt for Turnip Prize glory. After my abject failures in 2016, 2017 and 2018, I commissioned the globally-renowned artist Victoria Cindy Feet to create an entry responding to the current political situation and my internalisation of rejection. Here it is, about to go in the post. Naturally it’s another bad pun.

* Although you never know. After all, the Tories shouldn’t have a monopoly on U-turns, flip-flops, deceiving the voters, or otherwise go against their word.